Now you may be asking yourself: why is this a thing? 

Well, to answer your question that you’re definitely (probably not asking)…I don’t know.

I am sitting in my living room at 6:11 in the morning. The Christmas tree we set up a month and a half ago is beside me, unlit and surrounded by presents. I’ve successfully pulled an all-nighter, my first of the holiday break. During the course of my all-nighter, I watched a Netflix documentary called, “Killer Kids,” and creepily enough, that show was my inspiration for starting this blog.

Well, what makes a child want to kill?

I have fooled you, reader. It is not that kind of blog. But on some real tea sis, that documentary scared me. A kid literally set his dog on fire after beating it with a bat. Isn’t that the worst nightmare fuel ever? I bet you don’t blame me for pulling that all-nighter, now do you?

The great thing about being scared sh**less and pulling an all-nighter is that you have a lot of time to reflect. 2018 is coming to a close, and I know I’m being dramatic but….I feel old.

I feel like my youth is slipping away and, I only have a short amount of time to do the things I really want to do. Unless of course, I take the smart route and never get married and never have children. That way, I don’t owe anyone anything  I have more freedom. But due to ya know…statistics and my habit of hopeless romanticizing, I might have to eventually tie the knot (yeet).

So I want to do this now! If you’re interested in this blog so far (oh god PLEASE be interested I seek everyone’s approval, admiration, and validation!) Here’s the real PIPIN’ hot tea of what we have to talk about here:

• My struggles as a college student: Indeed, there will be a lot of *somewhat filtered* complaining here
• My **sage advice**: Guys I am literally 100 years old, I can help ya’ll with your problems! Mind you–I was going to be a Psych major….I only took one class I can only do so much
• Photos: Live vicariously through my INTENSE, VERY IMPORTANT LIFE
• Reviews: Books, anime, mangos, movies
• Stories: Some of sad, mostly funny, and maybe a sprinkle of both if I’m feelin’ sassy
• Youtube: PerHAPS

….and more! Great sales pitch! I KNOW!